Snowman's Bootlegging Service - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Santa trading reindeer for a

Santa trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting

Distressed golden-yellow arched serif text reads "WELLSVILLE" above large bold serif lettering reading "BRAVES" with a swooping pennant tail extending from the final letter

Gold straight text below reads "NORTHERN STATE OF INDIANA LEAGUE

" A hand-drawn illustration of a large rack of barbecue ribs sits below

Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top

Snowman's Bootlegging Service - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Santa trading reindeer for aSnowman's logistics operation has zero insurance, zero permits, and a blocker car driven by a guy whose entire business plan is flirting with cops. Delivery guaranteed or your money back, minus the bail. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched tan script reads "East Bound & Down, Loaded Up & Truckin'" above large cream letters spelling "SNOWMAN'S." A black and gold Kenworth semi truck hauling a trailer painted with a western mural